September 01, 2004
Need to get drunk but can't afford either the calories or the carbs? Thankfully, somebody else apparently had your problem first and decided that who needs all the other crap when you could just be inhaling the alcohol molecules. Not to be used more than twice a day, which I'm sure will be as strictly enforced as the Trudy's Mexican Martini policy. I've sure never seen anybody manage to get more than two of those. *cough* michael *cough*
And the bastards at Trudy's managed to not sell him a fourth Mexican Martini.
Bastards, I said, BASTARDS.
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I'm no biologist, but wouldn't the alcohol still be metabolized? Does your digestive system do something mean and steal a portion of the sweet, sweet carbohydrate before it gets in the bloodstream?
posted by iHand at 06:16AM CST on September 01