That is so frickin' sweet that I kicked my mom in the head. Also, there was a heavy metal guitar squeal that rang out of nowhere and made a dog's nuts explode. 

posted by natedogg at 10:06AM CST on August 27

I've been waiting for that book for what seems like months now, and now I don't have the money for it, arrrrggghhh! 

posted by Snake at 01:24PM CST on August 27

I like this 'review' of the book....
"PS: Anyone who does not like this book is a stupid laser shooting pirate, and they deserve to have their fingers bitten off by rabid dogs and then have their heads topped off with the rabid dogs' poo. And if you think that this review sucks, then you are a hopeless pirate loser and probably would not appreciate this genius book anyway, so don't bother buying it." 

posted by javelina at 04:04PM CST on August 27

I would agree with the above review, if you don't like this book you're definatelly a butt pirate. 

posted by Snake at 06:57AM CST on August 28

remember, ninjas hate pirates 

posted by natedogg at 08:17AM CST on August 28