@felicia_ziegler's definition of stripical. 

posted by zieglerfe at 11:34PM CST on November 15

Only two thumbs up for stripical? weaksauce.

I've submitted definitions for bargle:

To use a smartphone to resolve the factual matter of a subject under debate while out at a bar with friends. From "bar" and "google" via "bargain".

If bargling shows you are wrong, you have been iPwned.

Barney: "England's greatest Prime Minister was Lord Palmerston!"
Wade: "Pitt the Elder!"
Lenny: "Hold on, let me bargle for which had the more salutary effect on British foreign policy and domestic weal."

and iPwned:

To be proven wrong in a dispute according to factual information retrieved on an iPhone or other internet-connected device.
If one of your friends bargles something you said and disproves your claim, you have been iPwned.

Chico from the Magnificent Seven was played by Horst Buchholz, not James Dean. iPwned! Bam!

but they'll take a day or so to come through. Warning: you won't like the existing alternative definitions. 

posted by mrflip at 01:51AM CST on November 16