May 08, 2009

I collected when I was a kid, but that was before the strike gave me a summer to realize I really didn't like baseball. Olbermann still collects, though, so I feel like, as a good liberal zombie, I should still care about it. Plus it was soooo much work to find even 6-or-so-year-old-at-the-time Alan Trammell rookie cards, I wish all that work was worth something. 

In my distorted view, I think the best collections are those created at very low cost (or free) per collected item. Anytime you have to expend gobs of money to collect the item, the fun and excitement of "the hunt" are greatly diminished. Also, premium collections are inadvertent and arise organically from the ether. Examples: as a kid, while my dad would play rec league softball, I would dig around under the bleechers for old bottle caps from beer and soda bottles. "Whoa! This Pepsi cap must be 10 years old!!". I put the caps in a jar. Now, I have a low-commitment collection of Olympics mascot plush dolls. Included are Misha (1980 Moscow summer games), Sam (1984 LA summer games), and Hodori (1988 Seoul summer games). Total cost, about $3. Value today: $8M.

ps: I'm practicing writing in the wooden style of bureaucratic douche-nozzles. Success?  

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