August 14, 2008
Having never been to Germany myself, I was unaware that their toilets were any different than ours. That was until Thomas informed me of the poop shelf toilet...
As an aside in the "Too much information" department, the pit toilets with the footpads... You'll never evacuate as well on our toilets as you do while squatting.
Should this post come with a warning?
An ex-roommate of a girl I dated (please note: not the girl I dated) kept a porcelain bowl and a pair of lacquered chopsticks next to the can.
I think that's all I'll explain about that story. They weren't roommates for very long.
Wait flip - "an ex-roommate of a girl you dated" -- that's you, right?
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Austin Powers: Did you just soil yourself?
Fat Bastard: Maybe.
[laughs]
Fat Bastard: It did sound a little wet, there didn't it? Right at the end! Oooh! Heh heh heh. Let's have a smell, all right? Oh, everyone likes their own brand, don't they? Oh, this is magic! Hmmm, wafting, wafting. Ok, analysis. Ooh, smells like carrots in throw-up! Oh that could gag a maggot! I smell like hot sick... ass in a dead carcass! Even stink would say that stinks! You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell the other people's cooking on each floor and you go "What are they cookin'?" That, plus crap!
The report is correct about you having to live with your own "Brand" for a while... And anyone entering the room after may want to light a match, but really, these toilets aren't nearly as offensive as he presents. Or maybe after using a 5 gallon bucket while fishing I don't get offended nearly as much.
posted by TheWestIsTheBest at 04:17PM CST on August 14