April 14, 2008
Hot Chicks With Douchebags is what Tyler Durden would do if Tyler Durder weren't doing What Would Tyler Durden Do.
It's now clear that in addition to the "Costanza Number" of a relationship (Hotness of woman - Hotness of guy) there needs to be a "Kid Rock Radix", some value incorporating (camaro likelihood), (cc's of spray on man tan), (# of times called somebody "bra") and (high frequency component of facial hair fourier transform).
I don't know. It seems like most of those girls are pretty much the female equivalent of the guys they're with, down to orange tans and (likely) plastic surgery.
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Also: Natalie Portman is Jewish?‽‽! Dammit, Adam Sandler needs to be releasing yearly updates to the Chanukkah Song.
(note the use of Interrobang ‽ .)
posted by mrflip at 10:50AM CST on April 14