Alkaline Earth | Aw, come on spitz

Pre-Valentine's Day whoopie before going out with the wife? You know, he couldn't go out there with "a loaded gun".

You know wives... they like the pre-date prostitute funk to linger on their husbands. It just turns them on.

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I agree with natedogg. What is wrong with you?

Nothing is WRONG with him per se. Hes an older married male. He aint getting it at home.

I mean, you could have just taken that off your mind and done... I don't know, something else.

He's announced his resignation. a good take on the media coverage

Is it time to link to the Gold Club Trial guide?

Spitzer case: "[Client #9] would ask you to do things that, like, you might not think were safe..." "Kristen" responded by saying, essentially, that she could handle guys like that.

Yup, it's time to link to the Gold Club Trial guide:

Who did Ziggy refer to as "The Michael Jordan of Sex"?
Aforementioned dancer (and alleged prostitute) Jacklyn "Diva" Bush. Ziggy remembered one time when Rodman -- allegedly a frequent GC patron -- was making out with a waitress in a semi-private room, and Kaplan realized that the poor girl was "out of her league," so he summoned Bush from the Gold Club bullpen to "take care" of Rodman. Why did Rodman need special attention? I don't know and I don't want to know. In fact, let's agree never to discuss this again.
Anyway, according to Ziggy, he and Kaplan brought Rodman, Bush and the aforementioned waitress to a local hotel and let them loose. As Ziggy said, "Diva organized everything, and she just took command of that room."
(I mean, what did he expect? She was the MJ of the GC!)

Until more details come out about "things that, like, you might not think were safe", WWTDD can at least clear up what the ladies in question looked like.

So when are "Client 7 of 9" mashup shirts coming out?

amazingly enough all guys commenting thus far...hehe till now.

my take...prostitution isn't immoral. If a guy wants to buy it and a girl wants to sell it more power to them both. I personally think the take that women are ALWAYS the ones being exploited in this situation as being SOMETIMES bassackwards. Sometimes it is true but sometimes its the opposite. Come on the woman is often faking it..."oh baby, oh baby, yeah you're the BEST!" *back arch* for her pay and the guy is lapping it up. Who's really being exploited here? She gets paid, he gets fiction. Obviously if physical abuse comes into the picture then this changes things.

However cheating in a committed relationship is a whole nother ball of wax. As a woman I have zero tolerance for guys who cheat. If you're not into her anymore... be man enough to work on fixing it or get the hell out and respect her enough as a human being to end it before looking elsewhere.

Having said all of that. Women are frequently in a catch 22 about sex. If you are "liberated" and do the kinds of things that Maxim and other men's magazines write about...well then you're a slut and guys may do you but they won't necessarily respect you. If you're the good girl, well guys marry the good girls but then there's the percentage who will then cheat on the good girl he married for the bad girl because the good girl is a prude who isn't giving him any/enough/varied kinkiness at home. There's a lot of conflicting social signals there for women.

Good, my earlier comment got things going, I figured I would just throw it out there and see what happened.

I don't know, I know some married dudes who do this sort of thing because they don't get ANY at home anymore. I mean, its completely fucked up but after years with the same person you get bored, and it seems women get bored much faster than men. Because you hear the complaint from the male side much more than the female side. As far as that goes, as a cheater he pretty much did everything right. Paid cash, and high prices are paid for DISCRETION. He only got caught because the ring was under investigation.

In interest of full disclosure, I am married. I have never cheated on my wife and even though after several years things may not be as sporty as I would like, I don't ever intend too.

Having said that, nothing pisses me off more than hearing a woman complain that her man is not interested anymore and she's trying. I can't STAND it. I wanna grab that motherfucker and be like "You sonofabitch, *smack* there *pow* is *crack* TOO MUCH *pow* LONELY GODDAMN *Crack* DICK out there for you to just be *POW* ignoring that shit. So you better MAN UP RIGHT NOW mutherfucker and do your duty and hit that shit like your life depended on it, because it DOES! *kick in the ass*

"Kristen"

A freaky-nomic socio/anthropologist we all know and like thinks that if the guv had paid more, he might not have gotten caught.

Vanalyn, I think that Luda and Ursher have the answer to your Catch 22. Me and Ursh once more and we leave 'em dead, we want a lady in the street but a freak in the bed

On the Sports Guy's BS Report is briefly raised the question, "Is this the most entertaining scandal of our times?" I say yes.

They put up Bill Clinton as more entertaining, but like OJ that dragged on way too long -- both to a point where the moral standing of everybody involved wound up together at the bottom of the cesspool. I think Spitzer is just the right size for this to remain entertaining for a while without becoming a media obsession.

Can anything else compete with L'Affaire Client #9?

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from this day forward,
for better, for worse,
for richer, for poorer,
in sickness or in health,
to love and to cherish
'till death do us part.
And hereto I pledge you my faithfulness.

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Oh my god, he totally pronounced http://alkalineearth.com/link.ae/3765's last name wrong.

Damn, I'm an asshole.

I'm glad that the Rev. Dr. Feziegler highlights the "amoral commitment" that is so very important to a successful marriage.

Two things that I learned from the five wedding ceremonies I have performed:

Deist: [dah-ist], not [dee-ist]
Luedke: [lud-kee], not [lu-ed-kee]

CRAP! I am still getting it wrong.

Deist: [dee-ist], not [dah-ist]

And for those who enjoy the occasional conspiracy theory.

I will say that I have heard this one from multiple places.

Z, not to further confuse you, but you could also go with [day-ist] if it's easier. :)

Apparently the above wedding is about to get an anullment

Won't be charged. Aww, who am I kidding, I'm just posting this because the picture made me laugh.

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