February 27, 2008
Looking for a Few Good Fat Men
Attn Montgomery Biscuits fans and others who root by Mascot:
The Florida Marlins are ... hosting auditions tomorrow for baseball's first all-male, all-obese cheerleading squad: the Manatees. They say they want "big bellies with the biggest jiggle, big feet with the best dance moves and enthusiasm that will rock Marlins fans out of their seats."
Speaking of crazily dominant, pitchers, an article on Mr. Bob Gibson. The most amazing of his powers while posting his 1.12 ERA in 1968:
"I never went to the mound when he was pitching," said McCarver. "What is a catcher going to tell someone like him -- how to throw a pitch?! Nobody had to tell him what to do. He was as locked in over a 34-start season as any pitcher in the history of the game."
Yes, that's right. Gibson was able to make Tim McCarver shut up.
God I just love laughing at fat people.
Hey, Re-run had some fucking SWEET dance moves!
WHATS HAPPENING!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuEpouRT7bk
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Also - For the baseball fan(s): Koufax speaks, Pedro listens, we enjoy
posted by mrflip at 02:38PM CST on February 27