October 19, 2007
So you're in a pretty good place -- up 3-1 in the best-of-seven league championship series. Only problem is, set to take the mound is the pitcher known to some as Commander Kick-ass of the Fuck Yeah Brigade and to others as 1.78-ERA-in-65-innings-pitched postseason monster Josh Beckett.
Why not dig up an ex-girlfriend to sing the national anthem right before he takes the mound? Stay classy, Cleveland!
In other news, the campaign to get me a butler lives to see the weekend...
Also, if this Commander Kick-ass of the Fuck Yeah Brigade is easily shaken by the appearance of his ex-girlfriend, maybe he doesn't deserve that title.
I think it's safe to say he wasn't too rattled: 11 strikeouts over 8 innings, allowing 8 total bases and one run.
this post pretty much sums up the lunch conversation around me today. i got several sneers when i asked if they were talking about the whitesox or the redsox.
This map may help you avoid similar embarrassment in the future.
Unfortunately, the word on the street is that Boston's Game six starter is going to be playing through a few injuries, and his docs are baffled
He's a pro-ball player....I doubt he even remembers her name.
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I couldn't find any official transcripts or anything, but the announcers at the game mentioned that someone had talked to the Indians PR guy who claimed that "they had enough trouble keeping up with who their own players were dating much less players on any other team."
posted by doncarlo at 10:51AM CST on October 19