December 15, 2006
This just in: vegetarians are more smart - or to quote Homer "I am so smart, I am so smart, 'S - M - R - T' I mean 'S - M - A - R - T' - even the white and nerdy are catching on!
Does this prove that intelligent people are more likely to be vegetarian or that vegetarians are more likely to be smart? Is this some kind of logical something-something?
Or that there's a third factor that causes both intelligence and vegetarianism. I totally need to throw that study in my parents' face, though.
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But more than 1/4 of these genius vegetarians thought that chicken or fish didn't count. Shoot, that means I was a "vegetarian" for about 5 years without even realizing it.
posted by McD at 03:30PM CST on December 15