November 12, 2006
The Girls I Have Dated - "And now? Now, I don't sleep with anyone. It has been 4 years, cold turkey. I dunno. Everytime some friend tries to set me up on a date, I have this flashback to that no-name girl sitting on the fence post outside that Hampton's bar. The one I fucked, but didn't want to see her face. I think of that girl and then politely decline the offer of a date. It sounds hard not to have sex, but actually, it's just easier. "
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I wonder if this was parlayed into a screenwriting job.
posted by natedogg at 09:49PM CST on November 12