May 26, 2004

"According to Bradsher, internal industry market research concluded that S.U.V.s tend to be bought by people who are insecure, vain, self-centered, and self-absorbed, who are frequently nervous about their marriages, and who lack confidence in their driving skills."

Well then, Nate, the next time we go to dinner in my Ford Explorer . . . wait, you may never want to ride with me again. Is it something I did? No,of course not, I'm perfect in everyway. Why wouldn't you want to ride with me? If you didn't ride with me, you'd have no one to ride with! What? Why am I even talking about you? I'm the only one that matters here. Huh? Did you hear that? I think my wife, Blake, is sneaking out of the house to go have an affair with some dude that drives a Mini-Cooper. Hmmm. I'd follow her to see if its true, but alas, I don't know if I could get the damn thing out of park!

Yep, the facts are all there. 

Bravo. I'm officially on the floor over this one. I've read it three times now and I still keep laughing whenever I read it again. That's the last time I put up an anti-SUV diatribe. 

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