June 28, 2006
Was anyone else aware that A&E was televising a Rock-Paper-Scissors World Championship? According to the video clip, one guy doing this---makes wanking motion with one hand---will win $50,000 and a place in history. I can't believe that with that kind of scratch on the line wiepooh's $4.99 Half-Price Books Super Buy doesn't excite him all that much. I think he just isn't trying.
read here (Salon.com) how a reporter beats the $50K RPS champion
I've been forcing my co-workers to play RPS for the last spring roll or piece of dim sum all week. Even when they don't want it. And let me tell you, I'm serving their asses so hard. Maybe I'm ready for the big time.
good ole rock.
Btw, note what book that Amazon packages with wiepooh's super-buy. Sweet!
a friend of mine from minneapolis competed in the championships. he is also on the twin cities kickball team known as the "fighting cocks," and has taken the "defensive cock of the year" award for two years straight now.
What is the difference between a "defensive cock of the year" and "cock blocker of the year"?
depends on which team you play for, but from my perspective: the first one you buy a drink, the second one you kick to the curb asap? repeatedly.
OK, if a guy is talking to a girl, and a female friend comes over and interdicts the hookup, has that guy been boxblocked or cockblocked? I say boxblocked (a box is doing the blocking) and can't believe that I appear to be the only one to call it that way.
That which is being blocked always takes priority.
Hence
"mosquito nets"
"dust filter"
"spam shield"
"cock blocker"
« Older Gus Gorman Approved | Silly white boyz Newer »
To post comments to a thread you must login or create a profile.
For those more deeply interested in this high pressure world there is this website. Go beyond the simple "chaos theory" of rock, paper scissors and find out about the advanced gambit play, and bury your opponents under an avalanche!
posted by Valatan at 06:23PM CST on June 28