February 27, 2006
Some of us have an unhealthy obsession with merkins. For them, MerkinWorld (nsfw?) must be like a heavenly sanctuary.
The UK model on the front page is totally fabu.
Everybody knows the number one cause of syphilis is women. For every one woman that the man slept with the woman slept with four men (according to some educational film I once saw during ExMFC).
Hey, Habcous is just proud to be a 'merkin, where at least he knows he's free (from jokes about his syphilitic scabs and pustules)
Why use a Merkin when you can use CGI?
Why indeed? Fuck you mrflip! Some of us have an industry to support!
Awesome, this one of the funniest things I've read in a while. : D
"Unruly and loud? Jesus they make it sound like it’s going to attack me. It’s a vagina, not a bear. If I was with a girl and she took her pants off and I saw what they’re describing, I would start hitting it with my shoe."
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For those of you wondering why merkins were used in the first place, here you go!
posted by beckto at 12:30AM CST on February 28