August 24, 2005
I was amused by this:
"In simple terms, [Matt Leinart's] about to embark upon the most amazing year of college that anyone — state-side or abroad — has ever had in the history of the world. Lucky guy."
Which was prefaced by this:
"By nature, being a fifth-year senior is pretty ideal.
While most of your friends are slugging it out at 9-to-5 entry-level jobs, you're still at college, having the time of your life. As they fill out Excel spreadsheets, type up memos, and figure out the optimal time to sneak onto instant messenger, you're entertaining guests, courting freshmen girls, and debating between Dominos and Papa John's. Life's good when you are a fifth-year senior.
Now, toss in the fact that you are a Heisman Trophy winner, a good looking dude, and one of the most successful college athletes of all-time — that's pretty much the best situation any American male has ever had while pursuing a secondary education."
Right.
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