August 04, 2005
In a world, ... without science ... "Tucked away in the Hollywood hills, an elite group of scientists from across the country and from a grab bag of disciplines - rocket science, nanotechnology, genetics, even veterinary medicine - has gathered this week to plot a solution to what officials call one of the nation's most vexing long-term national security problems."
Yeah, they're really pouring the money into it: 25 k$.
I think the credits should look something like this (please forgive me if you are not on here, it's just that I ran out of time):
director: natedogg
screenplay: nanocindy, and mrbun
rewrite (to sex it up a bit): zieglerfe
producer: splatnikGanglion
creative advisor: mrflip
Dr. Juliette Adaire (female lead): reid
Mr. Riley Ericson (male lead and Dr. Adaire's lab tech): doncarlo
Martial arts choreography: beckto and Ned
LabView consultant: luloutoo
director of photography: McD
Evil Genius: Valatan
Media liaison: matthewlane
musical score: javelina
ensuring no animals were harmed: pablo
mental health consultant: TheWestIsTheBest (sorry I really had to stretch on this one!)
damn, didn't make list...fine, I will keep my astrology...whoops, I mean astronomy knowledge (?) to myself...
sweet! me and doncarlo vs. the evil VALATAN and his arxiv!!!
YOUR DOOM IS BACKGROUND INDEPENDENT!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHA
Sorry, JSK. I forgot. I went back a few weeks looking at names and posts and I didn't see you that's why.
Late addition:
Whaaaambulance Driver: JSK
Kidding!
How about we give you a really cool death scene? Radiation poison? Sunk in a vat of chemicals? You'll have to talk to Valatan about what he has up his sleeve.
Expend-a-bill Scientist #1: JSK
Not that you are alone, but given that your political beliefs aren't exactly closeted, what about being our "Hollywood Liberal" in charge of injecting bias in to our film and soiling the values of our youth? Ultimately, I think that means an executive producer credit.
JSK will fall to my ultimate weapon...
the Tensor Cannon
To sex it up a bit...
whaaaat, me outspoken? crazy.
yeah, I'll be expendable scientist #1...anything for the advancement of science and the movies (what can I say...I'm selfless that way...or full of shit...)
Hey, the picture I posted was taken down. Damn the administrator.
didn't touch it and it's still there. I think you're paranoid.
Yeah, I don't see the picture. Where did you put Tawny Roberts?
I don't see it either. Not that I want to see a Tawny Roberts, what ever a Tawny Roberts is.
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I'm excited. I read an article on this last year when they ran the first one (I guess) but I can't find it again. As I remember, the one I read had some more details about individual plotlines and characters from the participants. Some sounded like they could be good and some sounded like any old summer crap but with more believable science. But I'd probably have to go see any movie that got APS approval regardless of plot.
posted by natedogg at 03:03PM CST on August 04