April 27, 2005
A small company in Joisey has gathered up humanitarian aid to send to the women of Iraq. Nice story, but nicer since the aid was in the form of vibrators. Read the notes they enclosed thanks to Harpers magazine.
I hope that when you use this vibrator you realize that Americans do not hate you or your country. We are a kind and loving people who just want everyone to live freely and without oppression.
Nice to see my beloved hometown near the bottom of both of those lists. I guess it makes sense, though, St. Louis's primary contribution to pop culture int he last few years being Uncle Tupelo
oh, man, don't let leroy see that comment or he'll go off about you don't know his durrrty Nelly...
I was depressed to learn that my hometown of Philly is the unhappiest city.
Ya, I left the pimp juice in the fridge this morning
What? Detroit is only the second most depressed city? This is an outrage! I'll have to call my friends in Detroit and tell them to get sadder and on the double.
Ummm...I think you people are missing the point here...we sent vibrators to Iraq...all I have to say is America is a great f*cking country...makes me want to sing that old-time, patriotic classic from the movies, "America, f*ck yeah!"
Vibrators...Iraq...great.
Okay, I just had to make a ninth comment to justify matthewlane's comment in the previous post.
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No wonder they were so nice -- after all, Jersey City is the third happiest (and the 11th sexiest) city in the Nation. If you're going to visit NJ -- and I know you are, now -- make sure to read up on what's happening in the NJ Guido scene. (BTW, Austin isn't particularly happy but is vary sexy).
posted by mrflip at 12:33PM CST on April 27