March 28, 2005
The Brunching Shuttlecocks Quizzes
by Lore Sjöberg
She has flowing hair, smooth skin, languid eyes, and she's completely naked. Are we discussing here a star of one of the approximately four hundred thousand single-, double-, and triple-X-rated films out there, or one of the approximately four hundred thousand different "My Little Ponies" they flooded toy stores with in the Eighties?
That's what we're here to find out. Below is a list of names. Each name belongs to either a porn star, or a My Little Pony. Your job is to try and tell the fornicator from the latter. Supine or equine? New Wave Hookers or new-agey hoofers? You make the call.
[ Porn Star ] [ Pony ] Porn Star Pony
Cherry Treats
Lucky Star
Love Melody
Daisy Sweet
Sunshine Blue
Honey Rose
Ruby Lips
Misty Rain
Green Eyes
Heart Throb
Chocolate Delight
Sweetie Pie
My guesses:
Cherry-Pornstar
Lucky-Pony
Love-Pornstar
Daisy-Pony
Sunshine-Pony
Honey-Pony
Ruby-Pornstar
Misty-Pornstar (positively)
Green-Pornstar
Heart-Pony
Chocolate-Porn
Sweetie-Pony
Cherry Treats - pornstar
Lucky Star-pony
Love Melody-pony
Daisy Sweet-pornstar
Sunshine Blue-pony
Honey Rose-pornstar
Ruby Lips-pornstar (i hope!)
Misty Rain-pony
Green Eyes-pornstar
Heart Throb-pornstar
Chocolate Delight-pornstar
Sweetie Pie-pony
i am so embarassed that i completely struggle with this-- i used to have a few!
er, ponies, that is.
My Guesses --
Porn: Cherry Treats, Daisy Sweet, Ruby Lips, Misty Rain, Chocolate Delight;
Pony: Lucky Star, Love Melody, Sunshine Blue, Honey Rose, Green Eyes, Heart Throb
Both: Sweetie Pie
Wow. I used to have a lot of My Little Ponies. I got made fun of in 5th grade because I still played with them. In 8th grade, my mom gave them away to a day care center. I am embarassed to say that even at that late age, I was devastated. Especially since my brother got to keep his Transformers and Star Wars action figures.
I don't remember any of these pony names, though. I thought that "Melody" was the name of a pony all by itself. It had musical notes on its rear. I guess these ones must be from the newer school. My guesses:
Porn Star: Cherry Treats, Love Melody, Daisy Sweet, Ruby Lips, Green Eyes, Chocolate Delight
Pony: Lucky Star, Daisy Sweet, Sunshine Blue, Honey Rose, Misty Rain, Heart Throb, Sweetie Pie
Unfortunately, Brunching Shuttlecocks is broke broke broke. If you go looking on google for the answers, by the way, I'd advise caution on your search terms or you'll have another NanoCindy style debacle on your hands.
WHICH NANOCINDY IS POSTING THESE COMMENTS HERE?! We might have just learned what pushed the shadow NanoCindy to her internet-life.
The answers can be found at http://mylittleponycollector.com/links/frm_pricing.htm but you'd have to search around.
I have the answers. Should I post them, or do you all want more time to chew on it?
Ha, ha. Funny you mention the NanoCindy debacle... the other NanoCindy likes ponies too if I remember correctly. ugh.
Answers. I think Cindy and I both got 8 out of ten wrong.
I blame my mom.
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Honest. I love horses.
posted by matthewlane at 10:17PM CST on March 28