March 06, 2005
Manly Kneads - Massage for Men
Note:: NSFW because of picture.
There are all sorts of funny goodies here, too many things to even begin to quote. Make sure you read the section What to Expect During a Session
That thing reads like a Smoove B editorial:
Let Smoove take you out tonight or, if you are busy, tomorrow night to show you how I treat a lady as exceptional as you. Allow me to break it down:
First, I will pick you up from your house in a white limousine and take you to the finest dance club in the entire city. The people at this club will be attractive and the beats will be crazy. We will not be in the club for a minute before we get on the dance floor. Even though the other people will be good dancers, we will be the best. When you bump, I will bump. When you grind, I will grind. We will move together like twins who happen to like to freak.
When you have had your fill of dancing, I will take you by the hand and lead you to the most romantic corner of the entire club and sit you down on one of the plush, red-velvet couches. While you rest, Smoove will go the bar and purchase a drink for you. Before I bring it back to you, I will taste it, demanding finer gin should it fall short of my expectations for you. Also, I will ask for less ice so that your gin and tonic is not diluted.
While you sip your drink, I will stroke your hair and tell you such complimentary things as "You are like a fine statue carved out of brown marble," and "Your eyes are like pools of creamy Italian butter," and "You have beautiful shoes." You will know that I mean these things because they come from the heart, and the heart is always true.
At this point, we will go back to my place, where I will prepare a dinner specially suited for one as lovely as you. While I am cooking the meal, we will talk about your life, your hopes, and your dreams. At this point, I will unthaw a deluxe bag of jumbo shrimp for you to sample as the appetizer.
There will also be cocktail sauce.
does nonjudegemental mean that he gives oil checks and handis, or that he just won't laugh if you ask? not that I want to know...
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I am still laughing. I am sorry, I could not help myself. I have to quote:
My large, strong hands are sensitive to your needs. From firm deep pressure to a light, tender, nurturing touch, I adjust each massage especially for your personal comfort.
I always allow you time before and after the massage to shower and still have to time unwind beneath my talented hands.
If you are comfortable with being nude, you will find that the massage will flow more smoothly and be more complete.
You should not be concerned or embarrassed about having an erection. It is a normal response, and I take it as compliment that you are relaxed and comfortable with my touch.
...and there's still more...
posted by zieglerfe at 01:36PM CST on March 06