February 27, 2004
Stunt Cocks
- Stunt Cock (stunt kok) n. : a gentleman who provides surplus semen, usually on demand, to an adult film.
This mockumentary tells the story of Bill and Earl, kind-hearted young men who have taken their severe sexual dysfunction (premature ejaculation) and used it to transform the adult film industry into a business filled with family, friendship, and love. It turns out that Bill and Earl's magical seed is really a salve that unites the world.
Man, I had forgotten about Atom Films until recently. I remember a long time ago they made Saving Ryan's Privates, here for your enjoyment.
At least it wasn't Shaving Ryan's Privates. That's also an adult movie, but it's got a slightly different plot than...well, than both of the movies with similar name.
As for the content in the actual link, wow, it is really funny. If you've got the stomach to handle some "adult situations", and you've got 8 minutes, it's a good watch. Someone must have called in some favors, 'cause it's got Lou Diamond Phillips, Scott Thompson (from Kids in the Hall), and Ron Jeremy. And lots of porn actresses. It's worth it to watch Ron Jeremy accuse Scott Thompson's character of lying that he coined the word "rimjob."
"Rimjob", because "asshole licking" doesn't sound good.
Maybe this guy could find work as a stunt cock.
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Casually strolling through the last seven days or so of links, I find them particularly dominated by Ziggy. Perhaps not surprising, since he doesn't have a job per se, but then, I don't either in some sense. Still, the overwhelming preponderance of sex-related links would seem to indicate that Ziggy is either spending his free time in other engaging activities, or maybe just wishing he was.
That is all.
posted by natedogg at 08:05PM CST on February 27