February 27, 2005
Do you fear. You know, really really fear? Do you fear the imminent threat of nuclear attack? Maybe you should get NukAlert™, the Personal & Compact Key Chain Attachable 24/7 Radiation Monitor & Alarm.
Only $160! Or only $80 for the factory blems!
A benefit of the NukAlert™, not to be overlooked, is that it will also confirm when and where those higher levels of radiation are not present, too.
it will also confirm when and where those higher levels of radiation are not present, too
Finally, an implementation of homer's everything's ok alarm from season ten.
My new ringtone. That will definitely never get old.
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The need one that hangs from your balls so you can see if your laser research really is causing sterility.
posted by splatnikGanglion at 10:57AM CST on February 28