February 25, 2004
I Did It For Science
- Nerve.com has this interesting...no, that is not the word, weird...nope, that is not either. Fuck, I will skip the adjetive. Nerve.com has this amusing (that is the word, finally) article by Grant Stoddard in which he does a little bit of research on realistic life-sized dolls. Not safe for work (if you are concerned that your boss will catch you looking at pictures of a man and a doll together).
According to the article, a great many of Real Dolls' customers don't even use the doll for sex. That is kind of funny, why else would they make dolls with different body and breast sized and three openings (one of them being a mouth that is wide open)?
Well hush my mouth and call me cornpone. Twice in a fucking day I post links that are almost totally worthless. Apparently, you had to be a Nerve fan back in the day. You know, it used to be about arty pictures of hot girls and lots of sex talk, but these days it's all about the commercialism. To conclude, I've read most of the back-catalog and you haven't. Nyah, nyah!
PS: you can still read his (very funny) nude photography article without a subscription. Hurry, before they realize it!
well...turns out if you wanna know about female ejaculation without being a premium member(hehe), you may attend any feminist/lesbian conference. they have WORKSHOPS on it. (as explained to me by my friend meth). turns out, they also have contests: longest distance, shortest time, etc.
Nate - This is what I was telling you about a long time ago. Man, you need to hear about this. Longest Distance. Shortest Time. Fucking hilarious.
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I've followed Mr. Stoddard's career in science exploration for some time now. Among other things, he's tried out the suction bed, food fetishes, nude photography, and the "happy ending" at a massage parlor. All in the name of science, you understand.
posted by natedogg at 05:58PM CST on February 25