Talking about comic heroes and dicks, here is some Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Porn (NSFW). 

posted by zieglerfe at 12:32PM CST on February 15

Are these Superman Comics covers for real? Or are they retyped speech bubbles? 

posted by Ned at 12:55PM CST on February 15

"List of more pratical uses Superboy can make of a machine that can see through time:

1. Betting on the outcomes of sporting events.
2. Forseeing natural diasters and catastrophhe.
3. Letting Bruce Wayne know that his parents are going to be gunned down in front of his very eyes in a filthy alley, you dick."

posted by mrflip at 12:56PM CST on February 15

I did a quick search, and it looks like they are real (or at least some of them are). 

posted by habcous at 02:32PM CST on February 15

soku also expressed doubts that the covers were real and I also did a search which seemed to reveal that the Lois Lane and Jimmy Olsen comics are the real covers, which is good enough since if Superman is withholding water from Aquaman in the picture it doesn't matter what text you write in the bubbles because he's still being a dick. 

posted by natedogg at 02:47PM CST on February 15

There goes my hero
Watch him as he goes
There goes my hero
He's a dick 

posted by McD at 05:00PM CST on February 15