Also see instructions for cootie catchers. 

posted by mrflip at 05:46PM CST on February 23

You will live in House.
You will drive a blue jaguar.
You will marry marce and have 0 kids.
You will be a phys in wisconsin
sad sad sad. don't tell bunny.  

posted by reid at 06:15PM CST on February 23

Each morning I will kiss Keira Knightley and our Three Kids goodbye as I leave our Apartment in Anchorage, Alaska in a Taupe Geo Metro, heading for my job as a Teacher. Sounds pretty good to me! 

posted by mrflip at 07:29PM CST on February 23

You will live in House.
You will drive a Green Toyota.
You will marry Christina Aguilera and have 0 kids.
You will be a Physicist in Maine.
I guess I will not marry my current girlfriend, Jenny McCarthy. Shit, I just noticed that 4 out of 5 girls listed are blondes. I never thought about hair color before.
I was going to quote Nate on an earlier comment he made about women, but I rather not get my ass kicked. 

posted by zieglerfe at 09:22PM CST on February 23

Dude, Flip. She isn't even old enough to drink. 

posted by zieglerfe at 09:23PM CST on February 23

And I'll bet Ziggy's fifth non-blonde probably didn't recommend the Trident between brushes either. She also advocated leaving your shower curtain unclean for 10 days at a time. 

posted by natedogg at 01:37AM CST on February 24

Hmm, I just remembered that Christina Aguilera has a nipple ring. Hmmmmmm, I am a lucky guy. 

posted by zieglerfe at 12:16PM CST on February 24

Which side is hers on? 'Cause you don't want the two rings rubbing against each other when you're...you know... 

posted by natedogg at 01:07PM CST on February 24

The picture I have of her it shows that the nipple ring is on her right side. This means that my nipple ring on my left side would rub against hers.
Actually, it doesn't matter. ____ has both her nipples pierced and nothing happened with all of the nipple rings. It's all good. 

posted by zieglerfe at 01:36PM CST on February 24