December 01, 2004
I've got Religion! That's right, I've found Religion. Not religion with the namby-pamby can't be bothered to commit little "r", but big, bold, brassy and saved Religion with a BIG "R" that also stands for Rectitude, Righteousness, and Resolute. Come, join my Church...
A WWJD thong? That is the greatest thing I've ever seen. The new greatest day can only come when I get to someday see it actually being worn by a woman and then am allowed to tear it off.
What can I say? Jesus is effing metal.
(Bah! I know I put the link in. Let's try again.)
What can I say? Jesus is effing metal.
(Apparently it didn't like my capitalized HTML tags.
Ok, I know I'm a little slow to get a joke sometimes... but was that article an effing joke? If it wasn't its one of those things that no one even has to make fun of.
Look at the stuff they sell in the store... yeah, it's a joke. No, you're not the only one who wasn't sure for a long, uncomfortable time.
If you some of you hadn't heard of Landover Baptist, then perhaps you might also be laboring under the misapprehension that whitehouse.org is the real thing...
phheewww. no dying for me then
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holy shit that rocks, I didn't realize that the original super-hero was Jesus the Christ. Jesus-H-Christ that rocks. hell, I feel pretty damn bad about whoopin' the lords back every christmas. maybe I should die a groosome death this holiday season just to appologize for all those welts. well, maybe next season, I am a seasoned procrastinator you know and it would be a shame to change now...
posted by splatnikGanglion at 11:11PM CST on December 01