eigen registering is eigen-fucking-stupid. So I didn't see any eigen-jokes. eigen-sorry 

posted by splatnikGanglion at 05:52AM CST on November 30

This looks like a job for javelinaatyahoodotcom@gmail.com!!! 

posted by javelina at 08:03AM CST on November 30

yikes that was lame... those were some of the most piss poor jokes i've ever heard. here is a good one:
What is small and can't fit through a door?
A baby with a spear in its head!
see! Comedy! 

posted by Snake at 08:18AM CST on November 30

Q: What's Brown And Sticky?
A: A Stick.
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Q: What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
A: Christopher Walken.
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Patient: Doctor, I can't stop singing `Delilah' and `The Green Green Grass of Home'. What the hell is wrong with me?
Doctor: I believe you have what is known as Tom Jones Syndrome.
Patient: Tom Jones Syndrome? My God, is that rare?
Doctor: It's not unusual.
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Tori Spelling walks into a bar and the barmaid says "why the long face?"
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Q: How many indie rock snobs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Pffft. I have that joke on *vinyl*. 

posted by mrflip at 09:11AM CST on November 30

This worked only marginally well, with several crappy jokes being approved as appropriate to me. It did well in accurately identifying me as a pervert. 

posted by McD at 11:15AM CST on November 30