November 30, 2004
Quit Complaining About Your Job! - from my dad.
why, just study up here, then try florida or down under.
The funny thing about whale shlong is that they've got muscles in there so it's like an extra arm that can move around kinda' like an elephant's trunk. Two seconds before the photo was taken the thing was probably patting the guy on his head.
Also, what's the command to get Shamu to upright and spring a woody? Could you imaging the the look on the little kid's face if you shoulted out the "secret word" during a performance?
Wow, this is a perfect opportunity to use a new word that I learned last night, but I'll restrain myself.
Was it trouser tent? Oh wait, that's two words. Nevermind.
Heteropaternal Superfecundation? what's that got to do with whale spunk, NanoCindy?
Hey, maybe you can get a job working fast food with The Descendants: "You want whale sperm with that?"
I'm curious to know what new word NanoCindy has learned but refuses to share with the rest of us.
But seriously, folks, I'd rather work with the falcon in that SeaWorld photo than play 'clean the giant cock' with Shamu.
Hey, Shamu had a big date that night and had to "clean the barrel" so to speak. He didn't want to go out about the town with a "loaded gun" and flippers make "jerkin' the gherkin" a nontrivial affair so he needed a hand. No big whoop.
Sorry Javelina. I'm really not supposed to use my new vocab word in public places. Jason got mad at me last night after I said it in front of a custodial worker on the way out of ExMFC. Perhaps you can ask Mr. Flip or Natedogg to direct you to the appropriate wikipedia entry. (Since I can't spell well enough to do it myself)
damn, MF and Ndiggy both knew the word and they didn't ante up? fuckers...
Ever lose a Pie-Eating contest (NSFW!!!) in Albukkerke? It's something like that.
Let me say that I tried to find a delicate way to let it be known but mrflip has any idea I came up with beat by thousands of miles. A classic.
Was it soggy biscuits, ookie-cookie, or bukkake?
Yeah, it'd be the last one there.
man, that's some nasty stuff there. I've never been a fan of the moneyshot myself...
Forget all that, and fuck American Idol too. I'm gonna quit school and join The Gorillaz. I'm usless, but not for long:
The future... is coming on.
Perhaps you can just record your ringtones to a CD and pass yourself off as The Gorillaz. Ahh... I kid because I love.
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Where do I sign up to masturbate the whale?
posted by javelina at 03:10AM CST on November 30