Links posted on February 24, 2004
Nutrigrain Commercial - Because I feel GREAT!
I found this quote in The Republic by Plato.
"And the man who laughs at naked women practicing gymnastic for the sake of the best, 'plucks from his wisdom an unripe fruit for ridicule'..."
Aliens and Children
- This website features a series of drawings made by children who were abducted by aliens for the alien purpose of creating a new race of alien/human hybrids.
Even funnier, these pictures were drawn by children who successfully resisted the aliens by using a Velostat ("thought screen") helmet which blocks the telepathic control aliens have over humans.
I would like to know where I can get some of this electrically conductive plastic.
Not that I'll be around to enjoy it, but... The Gregory Aquatics Complex looks quite awesome. The outdoor pool and plaza will feature 2 large leisure pools; spas and fountains; wireless Internet; inviting landscape and gardens; unique gathering and study spaces; hotties in skimpy bathing suits sunbathing. The impact on productivity of grad students is not detailed. Construction begins this May and will finish in August 2005.
Lesbian Gangs
- Beware! They may be coming to a town near you. Pretty soon the carpet-munchers will be harrassing your middle schoolers.
Hmm, actually harrassing middle schoolers is kind of fun. I hate the little shits.
An argument against flamboyantly grand marriage proposals: she'll probably say no. This schmuck at a Wizards-Pacers game had to find out the hard way. [story told in pictures!]
Ninja Golf
- Finally, a game the combines the skill of Ninjas and the difficulties of Golf.
Because I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).
I'm sitting in the 3rd floor computer room, waiting for my car to be fixed. They might have called already to tell me it's fixed, but my reception is bad. Who knows? I'd have to get up and go upstairs to receive their call. And all I want to do is sleep. I don't just want to sleep, though, i want to sleeep. Man, when you randomly type crap into your web browser, you get some truly inspired random crap back.