Links posted on January 28, 2004
How to Fold Clothes - an amazing and revolutionary video that will change your life, or at least the way you do laundry. As interesting as it is edifying.
Hey Ya Charlie Brown - shake it like a polaroid, Lucy.
Ron Jeremy plugs "male enhancement" pill: A very funny review of an infomercial which has porn stars giving testimonials about how they like a well-endowed guy. But, wait, what's this? One of the porn star "experts" claims to have a "masters degree in atomic and molecular physics!" Holy Hell, IT'S TRUE!
People, the dream is still alive! You CAN get a postgraduate physics degree from Texas A&M, go work for NASA, and THEN become a pornstar! (SFW)
Holy crap... Ever wonder what it's like to be recruited by a big-time college football program? (Hint: it involves a lot of lobster tail, steak, and parties with cheerleaders). The Miami Herald follows a prospect on recruiting visits to
Read 'em in order -- it's better that way. (From the Sports Guy)
What is the most phallic building in the world? Cabinet Magazine strives to find out. [also, be sure to click on "wrong contest" for a good laugh].
Bad Speling Can Make You Porrer (NYT). It makes me so happy to know I live in a world where a person can parlay spelling-bee-winning acumen into a merchandising empire.
Arnold Schwartzenegger Soundboard
- Thanks Nate and Flip.
I finally used this (alongside ShitTalker) two days ago to the guy that called my cell phone (call my cell phone in a week or two to hear Shane's stupid ass message [it is down right now because of this Super Bowl job I will be doing this week, I will put it back up later]). Of course, he denied calling me in the first place, seeing that I knew who he was but he didn't know who I was.
President Clinton's E-mails
Or at least a story about all two e-mails he sent out while he was president.
It is a little strange but somewhat understandable. But, I like to give people shit for not communicating within this medium. Or for not having an e-mail address. Or not knowing about their computers (Z: "What kind of computer do you have?", N: "Uhm, I don't know. It has a monitor."). Or at least not knowing about "The Onion".
Anybody - Where can I get the link for the quiz Ned(?) gave us a while back. You know, "The Geek Test". The one were Magnus scored a 33(?). Talking about Magnus, where is he? Does he know about Alkaline Earth?