Nate: I was mentioning to Nate last night
that eventually everybody is going to
hate us because: a) I keep sending
asinine e-mails to everybody on my
address book and insist on people to
use the "Reply All" function, and b)
Nate has the power to convince people
to show up to GREAT crappy weird
movies that involve either: 1)
boyfriends pimping out their
girlfriends, 2) satanists pursuing
Peter Fonda, or 3) "spaghetti
westerns" with car races; this amongst
others. It also doesn't help that we
constantly laugh at the thought of
women being the cause in the syphilis
in the 1950's (this are the things we
learn from educational films).

fernando: HA HA. Yeah... I remember sending that a long time ago.
  What about it.?
me: just deleted my friendster account
  but i saved a copy of the page first
fernando: Ahhh.
  Dude, I still wish I had saved what I wrote about Stoker.
  I spent an hour writing a testimonial for him and then he deleted the account.
me: yeah
fernando: I can't remember it at all. Oh, well.
  I deleted my Friendster account about a year ago.
me: i think he wrote this one for me:
  let's see if I can write a testimontial
that doesn't require frequent trips to
www.dictionary.com. And one that will
allow me not to make a visit to the UGL
writing center, because it seems as
though you can't leave a monial on nate
dogg's page without a pulitxer on the
mantle. I want to cross all the t's and
dot all the i's, and just say that
nathanial is a card carrying card.
Nate's a witty mothertrucka. Maybe
with his help, I too could be the
BEST. Don't forget man, it's deck to
hold out....
fernando: I only have MySpace but hardly ever use it.
fernando: deck....
  HA HA HA
  That was right after the handbook came out.
me: oh, the fucking handbook
me: also, this one:
Nate is the mastermind. He is the man
behind everything that there is. As
SuperEgo, he is responsible for what
we now know as the ExMFC. Thinking
about it, we wouldn't do half the
things that we do if it were not for
him. We would not have our own little
Weird Wednesday gatherings, for one.
Nathan is also the man with the
answers. If you have a questions,
more than likely he will not have the
answer, but the man will lead you in
the right place (so, I guess that
technically he doesn't have all of the
answers). Now, if only he tried a
little harder to not get in trouble at
work for not informing his peers when
he is planning to be outside of the
lab.
you, maybe?
fernando: Yeah, that was me

me: did you see Snakes at the weird wednesday movie ever?
fernando: SOAP?
  Snakes? What do you mean? The animal?
me: http://www.originalalamo.com/Show.aspx?id=641
  with Snakey
  it had a schoolteacher who got sexually excited by snakes
  that would be the scene you would remember, if anything
fernando: No
me: also, he killed people with snakes and then disposed of the bodies the same way every time: pushing their car over the same cliff
fernando: Not at all.
  I think I would remember that.
me: damn
  well, i've seen it 3 times now
fernando: DAMn
  I remeber now
me: the last time was wednesday night at the last free WW movie ever at the old alamo location
fernando: yeah
  Yeah
  HA HA .
me: also, he marched back to town after disposing bodies and marched to john philip sousa music
  they brought in a live brass band to play "star spangled banner" and all the other favorites
  it really made me miss the old days
  carl and I have been going to WW for the last 5 weeks
fernando: The one I liked the most was...
 Confessions of an American Housewife?
me: Young American Housewife
  also one of my all time favorites even though I didn't see it at midnight
  one of my greatest lifetime mistakes
fernando: Yeah.
  Yeah, I remember you missed it
  Oh, man. That was classic in the theatre.
me: My favorites include Snakes, Voodoo Black Exorcist, Satan's Cheerleaders, and the X-rated Snow White and the 7 Dwarves (my first)
  i have a copy of almost every alamo guide since that time but now I can't necessarily remember which movies I went to and which I just really wanted to go to.
  that's the strange thing about these movies
fernando: Yeah, they are all pretty crappy.
  And there are just a few that REALLY stand out.
me: you can't differentiate based on plot or even stars
  just little moments
fernando: I also like that spaghetti western with cars.
  I forgot the name of that one.
me: i still have to find it
PM fernando: There were two guys and they went into the western town.
PM At the end there was just one big race
 me: i really think it starred bud spencer and terence hill
 fernando: And they had a car.
 me: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0817881/
  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001352/
  http://www.cduniverse.com/productinfo.asp?pid=6858969&style=movie&cart=558899315&BAB=M
  ?
  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0069697/posters
fernando: That does not sound familiar at all
me: i will ask lars at the next WW
fernando: Yeah.
me: on the upside, they're moving WW to the alamo south until the new location is open
  this means that I can walk home from the theater at the end
fernando: I swear it was an old spaghetti western
  They was a car inside of a barn
  And there were two girls that were the girlfriends I assume
  And a race at the end